I LOVE DARK AGED GRAPES!

Top reasons why ladies today are still single!!

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no
money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money
think we
are
only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat
heterosexual,don't
think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are
heterosexual,somewhat nice
and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
money
and
thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose
interest
in us
when we take the initiative.


NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's
our job
to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something
you'd like to have dinner with."