The Usual Pattern of Myspace Assholes Courting Language

1.Hi.. leh kenal
2.Boleh berkenalan?(the more more 'creative' version)
3.U look cute
4.Seksinye, boleh berkenalan?
5.U look familiar, pernah terserempak kat zouk kot, u ade pergi zouk ke lately ni?
6.hi tak tido lagi?
7.U ade YM tak?..jom la borak kat YM..
8.Add me plizzz..
9.thanks for adding me as your friends...eh..friendz...or frenz (if it doesn't serve them the satisfaction not getting replies on private message, they'll make another effort of pasting this on the comment segment)
10.Can we be frenz?..
11.I'm horny, jom borak
12.U ade no phone tak?
13.No phone saya is 01+-tolonglarcall
14.I'm here to look for partnership, together we can achieve happiness in marriage, and so goes the babbling about marriage and stuffs...(i'm just so eager to ask this dude...do you even know my freaking name?)
15.sudi tak berkawan dengan saya

what happens if you just ignore their messages, and deny their friend request

16.Susahnye nak kawan dengan awak ni....
17.Camne nak kawan dengan awak..
18.awak tak sudi ke kawan dengan saya...
19.Tak sudi ek...ok..good bye forever
20.FUCK YOU BITCH!

heheh...you girls have anything more to add?...feel free to kill the time...
i know you want to...
*whispering*...come on...iris?...yun?.....come on......
let all the silent anger out....
express your feelings in here...i won't tell....


shhh...i hear someone snoring...
7.15 a.m...yun is sleeping..